Ride
Type: 200 Kilometer Brevet
Rider(s):
Myself and 177 others
Location: Seoul Banpo
Date: 11th March, 2017
I
was awake at 3.00
with my alarm, somewhat eager to ride. After more than a year and a
half, I had the opportunity to ride in a brevet organized by Korea Randonneurs,
and I was more than ready. When randonneuring first came up on my radar in
2015, I was too late for the year’s brevets, and then in early 2016 I made
the rookie mistake of underestimating the popularity of the events. By the time
I got around to registering there were no spaces left available in any of the
Seoul rides (they had probably gone within minutes of becoming available,
something I did not know to expect). It was with some eagerness, then, that I
got out of bed in the early morning
of the 11th of March.
While I never shower before cycling, I do eat breakfast, in this
case a carbohydrate heavy breakfast of Indonesian noodles
with some bread and soy milk to get the
tanks topped up for the day. I never used to take nutrition seriously enough,
but then, my riding wasn’t as serious as it is now, and back then I could get
away with it. When you start to ride longer
distances, though,
you need fuel in the tanks,
in the form
of carbohydrates, to last the distance.
I dressed in well worn cycling clothes before getting my bike out. A lot of tips for first time brevet riders
stress the need to use proven equipment, but I don’t know if they meant quite that
proven. My old silvery jacket is about 20 years old at this stage and is
somehow still going strong. I wore it more as a good luck charm than anything
else, as I have actual cycling jackets more suited to the job. Coupled with 8-year-old
lined cycling pants and quick dry soccer top base layers if would suffice for
the day’s ride, however.
While my
bike used to be a stock Specialized AWOL, it has gradually morphed into what I
jokingly think of as a Gyeonggido class Heavy Cruiser (Editor’s note: As a successful Randonneuse,
it will hereinafter be affectionately known as the “Rando-Tractor”). I bought my bike with longer rides through Gyeonggido and the other Korean provinces in mind, and it is well suited
for its intended purpose. It
is not light, however. A smart guy
once said that when buying a bicycle, you can take cheap, light and durable.
Then choose two. In my case, I go with cheap and durable every time. My bike weighs very close to 16kg, has a
heavy cromolly steel frame, full fenders, front and rear
racks which accept a variety of bags and panniers, 36-spoke wheels, a saddle as
thick as a telephone directory and rims designed for the stresses of eBikes.
Nothing—and I mean nothing—has been chosen for lightness, but, in the world of mid-to-high level bike gear, it was all very reasonably priced. A heavy bike, if it has decent
components, only serves to make you stronger, though, and when you’re a generously proportioned man like me—I’m
somewhat overweight—you need a certain degree of strength in anything that’s
going to carry your body weight for any distance.
The first subway service into Seoul from my home in Uijeongbu is at about
5.30am. If I was to take the subway with my bike, which is perfectly fine on weekends, it would get me to the start of
the brevet at close to registration closing time, so I set off to ride the
30kms or so to the check in desks at Banpo Bridge, in the heart of Seoul, at
4:00am. My apartment lies beside the route, so I actually pre-rode the first section of the course in reverse. It was a cold morning, but that's par for
the course in early March in Seoul. I hoped that my water didn't ice up in my
bidons, a hope that proved forlorn. I had a lemon slushy to drink and I would carry a small lump of ice
in the bottom of one of the bottles for
hours, a
small triangle of ion-rich lemon-flavored ice. A rush of
cyclists adorned with reflective vests,
leg bands and headlights passed me, the 5:00am start group. This rush
of Randonneurs was to be repeated closer to the registration point, as the 5:30
start group embarked on their circumnavigation of northern Seoul, many of them looking over at me curiously, as I was obviously about to follow in their tracks.
I arrived at the Banpo Ministop convenience store Start/Finish location and got myself registered, received my brevet card from Jason Ham,
a very well-known local
Randonneur, and had my
bike checked. Thankfully, I had done my homework and had the required medical
insurance documents, night riding gear and spare light. I was on track for a
6:00am start, but I was unexpectedly nervous, like I was waiting for a dentist
appointment, rather than a long-anticipated ride.
The 6:00am starters assembled and we were waved off. I had a
nagging feeling of something being wrong—in my nervousness I had forgotten to
turn on my taillight—but I rode out anyway. Most of the starters were bunched
up for the first few hundred meters, until the pack sorted itself out at the
turn north onto the Jungnang bike path. Most of the riders were on fast
road bikes and smaller minivelos and I was quickly dropped. I still had quite a
lot of winter in my legs, I was not as fit as I might have liked and I was feeling a little out of sorts.
The route crossed the Han river right after the start and followed it for a
couple of kilometers, before turning north on the Jungnang bike path. It’s a
logical way to escape Seoul to the north as it follows a long river valley to
Uijeongbu, where the mountains form a bottleneck. I rode up the Jungnang bike path behind a rider on a road bike, another rider
on a
titanium hardtail MTB and their friend on an orange Specialized cyclocross bike was behind me
for much of the way. They
diverged from the route I was expecting, riding the eastern bank of the stream,
rather than the western, but there was some discrepancy in the .gps file I had
downloaded (ride the west side) and the cue sheet (ride the east side), so I surmised that it would not
matter too much and just rode north in the soft light of dawn. The riders ahead of me seemingly pulled me along and
pretty soon we were passing my apartment building where my wife and son were
still asleep. Just thinking about them made me question myself and my motives
for doing what I was doing. Here I was in the early twilight, freezing cold and
still somewhat unsure of myself and my purpose
in riding this ride.
We rode through the bottleneck formed by
Suraksan (Mt. Surak) and Dobongsan (Mt. Dobong) and then past Cheonbosan, the
final small mountain in a range of hills that form a rough “J” shape. The
course left the riverside bike path there, and at the start of a rising road, following the hills to
the north east, there was a
rear light, obviously fallen off a fellow rider’s bike, flashing red on
the road. The three guys I had been riding with briefly slowed, but kept riding
past it. I stopped to collect it and was dropped by the three riders I had ridden the bike path with. I was all alone, but my mood
improved somewhat, as I finally felt free. I had ridden the course several
times, always alone, so I felt a lot more familiar with things. I knew exactly where I was and where
I needed to go, and there were no other
riders around. I
calmed down a bit and rode the familiar roads forming that part of the course
alone, just as I had on similarly cold mornings in the past while on training
rides. That part of the course has
some very nice little moments along the way, in particular, the little road
just past Lakewood Country Club and the lovely little wooded lane between the
final apartment complex in that section and the highway underpass. I passed a small clump of riders
stopped for a comfort break under the highway underpass and carried on with their encouragement,
passing the new apartment complexes and the
power station on that part of the route, finally arriving at the first real
climb up to Hoeam pass. I was riding
fairly automatically at that
stage of the ride, concentrating on riding to the top of the pass without taking
a breather
and I was actually climbing quite strongly, as compared to some of my previous
outings on that climb, feeling the beneficial effects of the training rides I had done in the previous weeks.
I was suddenly surrounded by riders close to the top and realized I had
been caught by the 6:30am starting group. It sort of threw me off my stride a
little, as I was uncharacteristically self-conscious around such strong road
riders, me, an overweight foreigner on a weird touring bike among a sea of
young, very strong Korean riders riding expensive carbon fiber bikes while
fashionably attired in Rapha jerseys, Castelli pants and other exclusive brand
name clothes. I must stress here that all of my fellow riders were welcoming
and entirely polite to me all day; while I may have felt like I stuck out, I
don’t think many people actually really noticed me, seeing as how
they were suffering from the climb and also had about 160kms more to ride. I remember that a younger Korean guy came past me
on a single speed Brompton with
a chain tensioner and got off
to walk the final part of the hill; I really admired his strength to have
ridden a single speed bike that far up the pass. It was an impressive show of
riding strength and I realized that I was riding with some very capable riders
who didn’t just look the part.
I summited the pass and stopped for a much needed drink, before
dropping down the other side of the pass
in a rush of frigid early March morning air and riding most of the way to the first control alone. I
self-stamped my brevet card and ate a few handfuls of mini cookies with some coffee flavored milk, just
topping up
the tanks. Jason Ham, the randonneur who had given me my brevet card
earlier that morning, arrived as I was shoveling the tiny biscuits into my mouth. He’s very well known in the Korean
randonneuring community as being one of the strongest randonneurs in Korea and
I as far as I know, he had actually
designed the
course we were riding. As an
organizer, he must
have left at 7:00am in the final start group,
but he had caught
me at the first control, even though I had an hour’s head start on him. We
spoke a little, but I was keen to be off and left the first control to ride most of the way to Pocheon alone.
A rider on a hardtail titanium MTB came up behind me and with a
shouted “Fighting,” a friendly Korean word of encouragement, and a wave, he pulled past me and disappeared into the distance. I was still a bit out of sorts and in something
of a strange
head space. I was in a daze, riding automatically with my thoughts drifting. I suddenly realized that I had started to argue with myself and that things
had gotten way out of hand. I am still a little shocked at how vicious I was
being to myself, but the mildly amusing thing is that myself was seriously
holding his own in the nastiness stakes. I managed to negotiate an armistice between the antagonistic parts of my psyche as I passed Mt. Suwon to my right,
my legs cringing at the memory of a particularly cold and brutal
climb up its flank in sub zero temperatures a few
weeks before. I kept riding, though, and passed through Pocheon uneventfully,
trying to make myself snap out of my malaise, because the next climb was upon me.
I have been trying to be a stronger climber lately, so instead of idly spinning
in my granny gear as I may once have done, I was actively attacking the hill
and had selected a relatively high gear to push up a flatter part of the grade
quite quickly. I was thankful that I was riding strongly and confidently
at that point in time, as Jason Ham caught me just then and with a “Ride strong
Mark!” he steamed past and attacked the hill. I had a moment of amusement,
smiling to myself and thinking about what
he would have thought had he seen
me in the same place a few weeks before, cold, shivering, out of breath and
miserably grinding away at low speed. I arrived at the summit and kept riding
after a quick drink, down the
hill to then turn back to the west and onto the next hill, the third and last
of the significant climbs of the course. I was riding quite well and did not
stop to catch my breath mid way up any of the three main hills, as
I might have just a week or two before. After quick energy gel and some water
at the top, as well as a change into lighter gloves and a thin Buff-style
helmet liner, I was off again, making fairly good time riding mostly alone through the narrow
valley to the turn north on route 3. I was feeling a little better, but I
was still a bit off and just not myself.
I pulled into Yeoncheon, quickly replenished my water and was off again, having
seen my workmate, Mr. Jeong riding his road bike. We were separated then, and I carried on alone for the most part. I was starting to get
worried about time, trading nervousness for anxiety as I passed through my
favorite part of the course just
after the halfway
point. The views were stunning and the day was warming up nicely, but I was
still in the dark parts of my psyche when I arrived at the second control
point, fumbled my brevet card, clumsily collected my purchases and was
generally a tightly wound ball of anxiety. I ate lunch quickly and rode away
from the second control.
And then everything changed.
Somehow I left all of my worries, fears, self-consciousness and nervousness
behind me at the combination plough dealership and
convenience store that was the second control in northern
Gyeonggido. I felt my stomach unknot itself almost immediately after leaving
the second control. I pulled away down the road and my whole body seemed to
relax. I had not done anything consciously, but for some reason my brain made
the switch to “okay” mode from its “gloomy” setting. I shifted into my favorite
cruising gear and sped down the course on a pretty road, past a turf farm and
river embankment, suddenly smiling and relaxed. I may even have had a little
sing. I knew the course well, and it seemed as if a veil of darkness had been
lifted from my eyes. Several other riders from the control pulled in behind me
and I led the way down toward the river, honestly enjoying myself for the first
time all day. We crossed the Imjin river and then started the first of numerous
small climbs. Korea really doesn’t do the rollers I read about in US ride reports,
it often has steep little climbs interspersed with flatter ground. I descended
from the first small climb and rode down the long valley there towards the highway that would carry us south. The road on that valley floor is lined with small
farms and goes through a little village that time seems
to have forgotten about. In Korea you often get truly excellent food in such
places and I looked at the small
restaurants
we were passing with interest, regretting that I couldn’t stop and enjoy a
leisurely meal of Jaeyuk Bokkeum, the spicy stir fried pork that is one of my
favorite Korean dishes.
A short climb again, and we were descending to the highway. I caught up with
several riders at the intersection and several riders caught me, so a group of us turned onto the highway. A husband and wife couple riding together
stopped suddenly in front of me, almost causing me to have an accident, but I
pulled up in time and confirmed for them that they were on the correct road. We
rode on and I was feeling good, leading a pack of riders down to the underpass
turn off to leave the highway. The small climbs and descents continued after
that and we started to see casual Saturday afternoon riders. Passing Haeri Art
Village, out in Paju, we met the bike path and I unwisely kept riding on the
road behind a small group of riders. You have to get onto the bike path there,
but the error was soon rectified and I was off the road, onto the bike path and
riding past the military defenses. At that part of the ride, North Korea is
just a few short kilometers away where the DMZ meets the water, so to deter
infiltration by Navy SEAL-type North Korean combat swimmers—not an idle threat
at all, as the captured swim fins and other SCUBA gear at the war memorial in
Seoul attest—there are extensive fences and military blockhouses along the
shoreline beside the bike path.
I saw a rider on a beautiful blue-grey track bike there and I had seen him at
other points of the course. A bike like that has a single gear with a fixed rear hub, so the
cranks are continually moving, and no brakes. To slow or stop the bike, you have to use
the muscles in your legs to slow the rotation of the cranks, slowing the rear wheel. That rider was wonderfully fluid,
completely at home on his bike, and I was slightly in awe of anyone who would
tackle that course on such a bike; it was genuinely impressive.
I arrived at the last control in good spirits. One of the Korean riders I had been riding with kindly bought me an ice cream, I filled up
with Pocari Sweat, as I was out of my own electrolyte tablets
and cheerfully let my legs rest for a few minutes. The Korean woman owner of
the convenience store recognized me from my recon ride two weeks previously and
gave me a big smile, as did many of my fellow riders. Jason Ham gave me some
encouraging words after I admitted that I had
struggled a little mentally in the morning, and then I was off again in the pleasantly warm afternoon sun,
crossing the bridge to Gimpo and riding down the Han River to meet the Ara
Canal bike path, before stopping for a bottle of Pocari Sweat.
It was there that I realized my brevet card was missing.
My brain refused to feel sad or annoyed, though, and I just felt happy, despite
my catastrophically lost brevet card. I had gained a lot of experience and I
had the feeling that in knowing what lay ahead, I would not suffer through the
new-kid-at-school first-day-on-the-job nervousness that I had felt all morning
in future brevets. I had a handle on this new activity and was feeling strong,
riding down the bike path and passing my personal 200km mark (I had ridden
about 30 extra kilometers to the start). It was the farthest
I had ever ridden in a day and I knew that I could ride even further with more
chamois cream and a little more conditioning. The brevet card situation took a
back seat to my overall sense of happiness and contentment. I was finishing
strong, well within time and I knew that I would
be able to call myself a randonneur for the first time. Anyone who officially finishes a 200
kilometer brevet is allowed to call him or herself a Randonneur, a title that
lasts for life. I might not
be the fastest, best looking or most fashionably attired, but hell, I could
ride the distance in the time required and that’s really all that counts.
I got down to near my old stomping ground, close to where the bike path coming
in from Anyang meets the Han River bike path and slowly passed a group of inline skaters. Around twenty of them,
obnoxiously taking up the entire lane and making a huge fuss, calling cyclists
off and generally making themselves very known. It is a busy part of the trail
and I slowed down with traffic, before pulling a
slightly crazy move out of desperation when the first few skaters started
passing me again. I pulled onto a drain cover grill beside the path, and, with
bushes slapping at my arms and legs, accelerated past the skaters and dived
back onto the path in a small opening in bike traffic. I heard a yell then, and
the fellow brevet rider who had bought me an ice cream
at the final control and his friend were suddenly there. We stormed home
together, the three of us working the Han River bike path to our advantage. If
there’s anything I know how to do in Seoul, it’s how to ride the Han River bike
path in heavy traffic while in a hurry. The two Korean guys must also
have had a lot of time in on the
Han River bike path,
because we flowed seamlessly through the kids, dogs, kimbap, fried chicken,
grandmas, hire bikes and chaotic humanity of Yeouido Park on a warm afternoon
in early spring. The guy in front of me was making expert hand signals, letting me know when to speed up and
when to slow down and I was really enjoying myself,
taking the AWOL up to ramming speed and cruising with the road bikes.
We raced towards the finish, getting there in a rush of bikes, before finding the desk. I saw Jason Ham and somewhat shamefacedly
admitted that my brevet card was MIA. He just said we could maybe call the owner
of the convenience store control, the Korean woman who had recognized me, when
one of the Korean organizers spoke up,
the guy known as Gom Gom who makes the Korea Randonneurs Youtube videos (check
them out, they’re really good). He had my card right there. A fellow rider had just arrived with
it, saving my ride and earning my eternal gratitude.
Lesson learned: keep track of your brevet card at all times.
I had ridden the course in 11 hours and 48 minutes and I happily bought my
savior a thank you beer and got myself a sprite, walking on air and happy to have an intact brevet card.
I left soon after, slowly riding up to Line 7 to get a bike-friendly weekend
train home to have one of the best showers of my life.